HA

Need Supply

Really?

Have you ever looked at the Top Sellers at Shopbop? These are supposedly the most popular items of the week...but I think they must make them up.  Right?

Moschino 

Teddy Bear iPhone cover?

I admit, ok, that if someone got this for me, I would be HAPPY... 

But here are the reasons why I just COULDN'T accept:

1. for iPhone 5 (i have 4S)
2. it's $75
3. self-respect

alice + olivia 

[nudie] lace shorts

1. omg
2. omg
3. $385

what? of course they're LOUBOUTIN! go away!

all your shoes can be louboutin.  see, anything is possible.

TADA!!

+you won't fall on your face (rubber looks grippy)

cobblestone shoe repair

ow ow OW...how do i look?

BALMAIN

Destroyed Safety Pin Shirt

100% cotton

Made in France

regularly $2570, now only $1285

you save 50%!

(please don't wear to your MRI)

shoes that are BONKERS

diego dolcini.  $2171, if you are interested.

it's even more bonkers if you get the 360º bonkers view.

ernesto esposito.

$630.70 umm...goes with everything?

today on swirl

boutique 9

$59

LEIFSDOTTIR.  i cannot remember where i saw this...

cute!

see by chloe waffle sweater dress

at revolveclothing

coye nokes

beautiful shoes

the "jackie-o dress"

mirco giovanni at lesnouvelles

i want this!

cardigan by lynne hiriak

LOOK AT THESE!

so cute, right?  A.P.C. cork wedges. 

the sale at tenoversix doesn't help much...boo!

(oh they don't have my size either, too bad!)

really cool knits

all saints spitalfields

cute

kinda like korean kork-ease, with velcro! brilliant!!
from yesstyle.

hide in your clothes

cocoon dress (jersey) by robert rodriguez

sometimes

acne

makes me

LAFF hahaha

look at this [acne jeans] dress:  GIVE ME A BREAK!

wtf?  i know they're supposed to be so fashion-forward and supercool (swedish) but this is kinda ridiulous.  omg, i'll probably be coveting this next year, oh no

oscar de la renta did not fare better

(on gilt today, i mean)

look at this unflattering on everyone in the whole world coat:

monique lhuillier on GILT? WHAT?!

can you believe monique lhuillier is on gilt? i was in disbelief and my hand shook as i eagerly clicked the mouse in excitement...

it was disappointing

IT STINKS

monchichi!!

he lives!
in funny animal costumes on barrettes...
from yesstyle.com

how humiliating: a pig costume:

i can't resist..."MONNN chi chi mon chi chiiii oh so soft and cud-dul-lyyy.."

i'm not judging those who buy and wear these and enjoy them--they are probably people with a highly-tuned sense of humor (hopefully)-- and who am i to judge; i'd get these...

and i'd totally wear them

most beautiful dress

*gasp* (look at the silk ombre over the silk) 

you must look yourself!  helmut lang