Electric haha

Topshop is funny.

this is [metallic] LEATHER. 

and machine-washable (?).

wow.

Not a Winter Boot.

sometimes I question Sigerson Morrison. (though that doesn't seem to stop me from trying on all her boots...)

is it footwear? is it jewelry?
tall bracelet boot is available at Needless Markups.

I SUPPORT YOU

like, if you want to be tall let's say..(whatever, i understand..no questions asked):

jeffrey campbell wants you to be someone.

or if you like something and don't really know why:

"athletic-inspired faux wine leather..."

REALLY? REALLY.

dress monster

or are drawn to something just because of a happy adjective:

happy happy stripe

HAPPY SOCKS

8-min (max, 10) shoes

so impractical.  so dumb.  not to mention [no doubt] PAINFUL.
(yet...still tempted)

dolce vita at shopbop

yeah yeah yeah, but how firkin TALL would i be??

and wouldn't it be an awesome feeling (for those 8-10 minutes)??

viktor & rolf

where've i been??  Rachel Zoe makes shoes?!

(ditto with the tall/feeling-awesome/pain-being-worth-it)

also, i must be the original man-repeller (sorry leandra)

mountain....chic?

HOT FOR FALL! 

"hiker booties" !!  (biker booties?) no, HIKER booties...  (according to piper lime)
i will report back if hiking is actually possible.

is that climbing rope?

boutique 9

yes, that is climbing rope.

heart soul

OK, THE VERY BEST FOR LAST...

i want these:

yes, i am sucker for the pink "rope"..

plus, they are MATT BERNSON so you know they

have GOT to be comfortable (right?) ?