might as well smile

dear hugh laurie (sir hugh?),
for a mere $139.99 you can purchase this
from Skymaul--"Use King Tard to guard your yard"
my pal JV found this book in super cool store in sf--both of us started laughing so hard we began snorting and crying and peeing our pants. ok, not the peeing part, but am surprised we didn't get thrown out!
(even hugh laurie, OBE, would have lost bladder control, i believe.)