BIOHAZARD, chez moi

my apartment smells like burnt oatmeal (day 2), my fancy crap BOSCH dishwasher doesn't wash anything, useless... you can't really walk around cuz there's too much stuff littered around (hazardous), my kitchen and bathroom lights went out last month (i live by candlelight, just kidding--lamps, actually) but i'm relatively content.  i'm cleopatra, queen of denial. 
(no i'm not shut UP)
ha.