the most like retarded gag-me-w-a-spoon interview

you've ever read.  i swear i DID NOT sound that silly ( a little, for sure, but sheeeeeshh).  so my words i did NOT use...  what can one do, when the interviewer says his recorder is broken and he's just gonna "jot notes".  oy yoy yoy!

my dumbass molto valley-girl dipshit interview